Insane Ravings of an MTV Liftman

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

The Voyagers' Dream

Thanks to Lyra, I get to publish my second attempt at understanding the enigma of Voyages, this time on a positive note..


THE VOYAGERS' DREAM


A leaf flutters in the wind, breaks away from its roots
A child runs into the field, with shouts of glee and hoots
A heart flutters with nervousness, reaching for its goal
A journey begins, a Voyage for the soul.

The hunger for new challenges lies unexplored,
Of vanquishing your enemies you so deplored!
But things aren't as rosy as they seem,
The rough patch has just begin, do not scream!


Balmy, palpable tension lays the air heavy.
Every single glitch renders courage unsteady.
The soul yearns for another of its kind,
To comfort, support and steady from behind.

And so a whisper cuts through the silent dark,
Brings out relief, lights a comforting spark.
Joy unparalleled invigorating the breath, and rightly so.
For the Voyage has been ardous, right from the word go.

'Cause tis' true, every little thing that matters,
Cannot be handed out on silver platters.
And if you could live to see the celebration,
Of reaching the goal, your own creation!

Yes, it's the journey that matters the most.
Of fighting the spirits and vanquishing the ghost.
Of finding the sceptre that lays our fears askance,
That destroys despair, cowardice and ignorance.

So, Yes! We won't go down without putting up a fight.
For we live for shouting out the blissful joy of delight,
Of winning, of giving our blood, sweat and tears.
For the journey vanishes all nagging fears.

So push your belts up, get ready for the ride,
We are Voyagers, in the Journey we take great pride!

Sunday, August 13, 2006

The Voyagers' Requiem

Thanks to Lyra I finally composed the ballad I always wanted to..Interpretations are welcome..

The Voyagers'Requiem

On the rocks of Normandy lies this heroes' tale,
Where on the shore they found a wooden bale.
O.M.S.413 lies on the bed in a deep slumber,
In her womb sleeps a heartless plunder.
A deep growl rises from these eerie caves,
The heroes must be turning in their graves.

For on the day Britain was under war,
And Churchill spoke about our finest hour,
A terrible sceptre haunted the deck's rampart,
Conspiring silently to blow the brothers apart.

Fine men they were, of the most noble steed,
Long they had travelled for this honourable deed.
Ardous was their path, for it was alive,
With the stench of death's ugly swive.

They called them sailors, and they were men,
Every bar on the harbour was their pen.
They laughed, they cried,they made love,
With every lovely maiden, eighteen or above.
From old wizened deckhands to valiant marksman,
There was a flavour for every discerning woman.
They were proud and loving, with hearts of gold.
Oh! Could this tragedy be ever foretold ?

The lull lay heavy across the silent night,
The fog chilled their bones with trembling delight.
Their hearts were clouded with the impending doom,
A breathlessness engulfed their heady gloom.

Oh dont get me wrong, but sometimes they do,
We all pine for the ones we love,we really do.
As we worry about our sweetheart and our nine yr old,
Just like so, they had their hearts out in the dreary cold.
Their Mother called them to save her honour.
Their children called to tuck them in, this late hour.
And as fear and doubt circled around the deck,
Death rubbed its hands to keep the cold in check.

Two distinct crashes pierced the spooky air around,
The pounding of mortar was the first, on the ground,
Water breaking on the rock like Church bells was one,
Which one was more dreadful of this knew none.
For the ground meant death, painful, liberating and quick.
The redemption would be worth every drop of blood, so thick.
The church bells sounded out a miserable funeral.
But they were Voyagers, they could survive this rocky burial.

Caught between them devils and a watery grave,
They mustered all the courage they could save.
And chose the path less travelled that day.
It wasnt the beaches, how could you say ?

They shivered, trembled and lashed out at their puny selves,
As they heard the real heroes going to death like the elves.
Their hearts were full of shame, that held no quarter,
The pen was emptying up,running away from slaughter.

The water was still while it ran in deep turrets.
Beneath its icy glass it kept dark secrets.
The cowards trusted the water more, for it was just an old hag.
Oh how mistaken they were, it turned out to be the Devil in drag!
As shallow as their honour, as wily as a conjuror,
The water swept itself off their miserable stupor.

It wasn't only the sea that led them to their graves,
Even He ensured, the wind crashed into the yellow knaves.
The ship ran aground and smashed into the jagged rocks.
Every single man was thrown around like sacks in the docks.
The cockiness had taken the better, of the crowd so rotten.
For lying in the womb, slept gunpowder forgotten.
Neither the sea, nor land nor a soldier's bullet killed them.
'Twas the hot explosion of their Mother's wrath that maimed them.

But Fate had even terrible plans for these men, no think not.
Heroes killed in action was what their peers thought.
And the one's who survived to live this day, to collect their decorations,
Sleep as fitfully as the dead in their graves,accussed of somnabulations.
For in their very false honour and actions bereft of any scrotal,
Their deaths and survivals meant the Voyagers were just mortal.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

What Was I Thinking ?

Would you believe this insane piece that I wrote some two years ago was actually selected for my college's annual magazine...phew! Goes to show there are nutters like me in the highest echelons of the literati too!


There are times when I think and times when I don’t. It’s then when a thought crosses my mind…which means I think. But then if I am thinking am I not breaking the status quo??

You see when you don’t want any thoughts to cross your mind your mind is flooded with so many thoughts you don’t want to think about its amazing…It’s at this very moment you want to shout out from the rooftops, stand at the edge of the world and holler “I don’t want to think!”

But you are thinking right?

So if you are thinking it means you have no control over your thought process…the very moment of bliss and serenity you want your mind to have is abruptly broken because your mind doesn’t want it…

If your mind doesn’t want you to make it stop thinking, who is superior…man or his mind?

If you say with that vain pride and conviction that it’s man who is superior aren’t you a victim of your own mind…your mind wants you to THINK you are in control…

If you think you are in control aren’t you under the control of your mind which makes you think.
So if you want to break free…realize your inner self, you have to wrest back the control of your mind from itself. Make your mind think…Don’t make it make you think…

So in short don’t use your mind …

The next time you want to stop thinking, think about this…

P.S. Somehow I was not drunk while ruminating about thinking. Hold on! This guy is too much into litotes… confused? Read on.

The human mind has this tendency to wrap itself into complex layers whenever it starts creaking. Some how when I try to do some creaking and tweaking all I hear is a hollow clanging, which means something is missing.
(Note to the editor: the above paragraph was my unedited ‘contribution’ during the poetry club ‘induction’. Wow!! Somehow I seem to be getting better every second. Too much of self
‘realization’! Ed must be pulling his hair in frustration.
(Note from the Ed: No wonder your skills in poetry are talked about in all the
continents except Antarctica!!))

Would you believe if I told you I was born to do rhyming. Of course, there have been times when my constant ing-ing has brought over bad tidings. But it’s not really depressing. All I do is take some Prozac to bring back the zing!

I guess this ‘ing’ thing is becoming too tiring. Of course I am gonna face a public lynching once you finish reading. So let me stop singing “What was I thinking?”

Monday, May 29, 2006

Smoke On The Water

We all came out to Vadodara
On the Vishwamitri shoreline
To wreck vengeance on them Others
We didnt have much time
Nero Moody and the gujjus
Were in the best state around..
But some stupid with a bulldozer,
Razed a dargah to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

They burned down a family's hopes
He died with an awful sound..
And Setalvad was running in and out
Pushing them into the ground..
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But our time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

We ended up at a bakery there
It was empty, cold and bare..
But with Nero's men on guard outside
We sealed our fates right there
With a few red blazes and hearts full of hate
They burned us down on religion's stake
No matter what we all get out of this
None must ever men's folly forget
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky..